HBO.com: New Rule: You can’t claim to have seen a UFO and have the pointy Mr.Spock ears. [photo of Dennis Kucinich shown]

New Rule: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday–called “Thankshallowistmas.” That way, you only have to get together with your bat-shit family once. In a costume for candy, presents and a big turkey dinner. Then it’s everybody into the den until you’re drunken uncle calls your cousin a whore. [ read more ]